"I can cry like Roger, shame I can't play like him." - Andy Murray.
"This [defeat] has taught me a lesson, but I'm not sure what it is." --- John McEnroe
"They’re all really nice: Federer, Nadal. All of the guys in the top 100 are cool. But if you asked me which one was the best looking I’d say Feliciano Lopez. Everyone thinks he’s gorgeous, with his blue eyes and curly hair.
'The trouble with me is that every match I play against five opponents: umpire, crowd, ball boys, court, and myself.'
Spectator: "GO ROGER!"
STAN: "He's not here. Just go to Rod Laver."
One reporter then stated, "Your performance here is better than on court."
He (Andy) then replied, "No shit!"
What was your main motivation for your return?
-Well... (smiles) when you're a player, you **** more.
Sampras about Nadal:
"I am really curious to see what his ball is like, to get a taste of the pace of his ball, the spin, his movement and his serve. I wouldn't mind playing Nadal and seeing his tools."
There are young players that have a lot of talent and things to fight for...In this group we have Kokkinakis, Kyrgios, maybe I forget about some other players, but I don't know.
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During Us open they reroute airplanes.. But not Azarenka. #noisy
I swear these commentators dont know anyone outside of top 10. Every point Darcis won they were like 'Wow,Omg..' or 'Yeah, its Nadals knees'
Some hot girls from twitter asking me for naked pics exchange again...I desided to take one snapshot under blanket.
Some random guy: "how do you feel when you get lobbed in a tennis match?"
Gym at #usopen looks like refuge camp. I had to step over 4 Argentines, 3 Franchies and couple of unidentified players to get to dumbbells
The testy exchange started with Tsonga muttering to himself about Wawrinka looking askance at him. Wawrinka heard the monologue and interjected “What did you say? It’s you that’s looking at me and talking to me.”
Tsonga: “I said nothing” Wawrinka: “I looked at you when? Did I look at you at all? It’s a tennis match. You’ve got to calm down, relax a bit.” Tsonga: “There’s no worries.”
Murray defeated Robredo in three hours and 20 minutes, fending off five match points, having also saved five match points in a win over the Spaniard when the two met in Shenzhen a few weeks ago. Robredo showed Murray both middle fingers as the two were about to shake hands
But when told by a journalist in the post-match press conference that the crowd did not appreciate his effort, Tomic took aim at the individual reporter.
Tomic: That's your prediction. I have mine. That's how I play. If you think that's that, it's up to you. What is your name?
Tomic: Will who?
Swanton: Will Swanton.
Tomic: I'll remember you.
"My best surface is my bed" [Jim Courier]
Greg Rusedski Quote:
"Some say that grass is for cows. I guess clay is for making bricks."
Lleyton Hewitt Quote:
"He was grabbing his private parts at me, numerous times, and I asked him if he had an issue" [on playing Coria in the Davis Cup]
“I respect Roger, Rafa, Novak and Murray but, for me, all four of them are boring players," Gulbis said. “Their interviews are boring. Honestly, they are boring as crap. I often go on YouTube to watch the interviews. With tennis, I quickly stop. It is a joke.
“It’s Federer who started this fashion. He has a superb image of a Swiss gentleman, perfect for him. I repeat, I respect Federer but I don’t like it that young players try to imitate him. When I hear them answer like Roger, I am terrified by phrases like: ‘I had a little bit more success at certain moments and that is how I won.”
'I wouldn't want to go to a sports psychiatrist, because when you're finished, you come out more crazy than you go in.
"In the wta, homosexuality is distinctly more spread, even though the phenomenon is receding in the last years due to more joined tournaments with ATP. Did the tennis-women were more easily lesbians in the past because they couldn't have a "classic" sentimental life while being constantly in movement around the world in a closed circle? Maybe."
“这就是你迟到的下场 @安迪穆雷 #打盹的恶果”
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