石景山没有山，团结湖没有湖，慈云寺没有寺，王府井没有井，四块玉没有玉，五棵松没有松，苹果园没有苹果，麦子店没有麦子，芍药居没有芍药，公主坟没有公主……当我走在这里的每一条街道，我的心似乎从来都不能平静……你是一个骗子，北京，北京……

第一次成功约到女神来家里玩。走到楼下，突然想起家里没有饮料，一紧张，结巴了，“等，等会，我去买，买点东西！”女神突然脸红了，小声说：“你真坏！那你快点啊，记得买那种水果味的啊！”我心想：只要你喜欢，所有水果味饮料我给你全买一遍！

有人告诉我福建人HF不分，我上去就给了他一巴掌，哪里不婚？

有关部门找高晓松聊了聊让他把头发剃短了。#这真的不是笑话

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陪媳妇去健身房做产后恢复，她一边锻炼一边问我：“老公，你看我离魔鬼身材还有多远？”我目测了一下说：“隔了3个跑步机。”（@三体针眼画师）

下午老板的老婆带孩子来公司里玩！！！消息一传出来姑娘们就纷纷开始卸妆。。。。

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Blacks are seven times more likely than people of other races to commit murder, and eight times more likely to commit robbery.
When Blacks commit crimes of violence, they are three times more likely than non-Blacks to use a gun, and more than twice as likely to use a knife.
Of the nearly 770,000 violent interracial crimes committed every year involving Blacks and Whites, Blacks commit 85 percent and Whites commit 15 percent.
Blacks commit more violent crime against whites than against blacks. Forty-five percent of their victims are white, 43 percent are Black, and 10 percent are

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